The superyachts have started showing up

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/17/2016 at 18:57 • Filed to: boatlopnik

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That must mean summer is here.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2016 at 19:02

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Did it park between the lines?

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2016 at 19:02

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Where are you?

gmctavish needs more space > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2016 at 19:02

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I’m genuinely surprised I haven’t seen one yet that’s just called “Fuck you, I’m rich”. They’re an impressively blatant display of wealth and general disregard

MrDakka > For Sweden 06/17/2016 at 19:04

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Think bimmer driver, but worse. The lines only apply to the poors

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Steve in Manhattan 06/17/2016 at 19:06

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Martha’s Vineyard.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 06/17/2016 at 19:07

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The marina did try painting lines on the water but they washed away.

Jack Does Cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/17/2016 at 20:07

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That yacht is larger than the average high school, why is it in the water?

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > gmctavish needs more space 06/17/2016 at 20:16

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But if you had the money, you'd buy one.

gmctavish needs more space > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE 06/17/2016 at 20:24

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I like to think that I’d be tasteful and restrained with vast volumes of money if I had them, but in reality, I wouldn’t have that kind of money unless I came from a family of obscene wealth. If that were the case, I would have a vastly different perspective on everything and it’s entirely possible, even likely that I would decide to flaunt it by buying a megayacht. I prefer to think that I wouldn’t :p

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > gmctavish needs more space 06/17/2016 at 20:27

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Fair enough. I thought you were hating on the dude for being rich and it really annoys me when people do that. I see what you're saying now and I agree with you.

gmctavish needs more space > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE 06/17/2016 at 20:29

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Nah, just trying to be funny. I would love to have that much money, who wouldn’t.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > gmctavish needs more space 06/17/2016 at 23:14

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The ones outside of my office right now are “Checkmate,”“King Baby” and something about “The Sky’s Limit” or something similar.

gmctavish needs more space > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 06/17/2016 at 23:28

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My favourite boat name I spotted once is “Wet Dream”

bubblestheturtle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2016 at 12:22

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I don’t live where super yachts would appear, but I do live where Formula 1 drops by on an annual basis. So there is that.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gmctavish needs more space 06/24/2016 at 16:16

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There is a yacht that summers here called “Our Toy”.